Face Freezer - NSFW Liebes- & Freundschaftsgrußkarte

The card stock is thicker than I expected, so it doesn't flop over when you stand it up. I gave it to my roommate just to watch her face go from confused to cackling in about three seconds.

Bought this for my best friend's birthday and the shock value alone was worth it. The card stock is thicker than I expected too, so it doesn't feel cheap despite being a gag gift. She's still laughing about it a week later.

My sister opened this card and literally froze mid-sentence before laughing so hard she cried. The shock value on the front lands perfectly, but the genuine sentiment inside caught her off guard in the best way.