Missile - NSFW Love & Friendship Greeting Card

Sent this to my partner instead of a regular anniversary card and the reaction was way better than flowers. The NSFW wording is genuinely over-the-top, so maybe don't leave it on the kitchen counter when guests come over.

My best friend and I have a running joke about being terrible at feelings, so this card was perfect for her. The over-the-top rude message had her laughing before she even opened it.

My best friend nearly spit out her coffee when she opened this. The over-the-top message is exactly the kind of unhinged humor we send each other, and the card stock feels sturdier than I expected for a gag card.